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Joanne. 16. Canada. I like short walks on the beach. I can't hold a decent conversation. My laptop screen is brighter than my future. xx /

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mysweetayngel:

WELCOME TO THE TOP WELCOME TO THE TOP ITS BEEN WAITING FOR YOU WELCOME TO THE TOP WELCOME TO THE TOP

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20 Oct 14 ♛ 291 via source

charizard:

im not even gonna lie he look like the cow

20 Oct 14 ♛ 99406 via source

avengedatthedisco:

how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul

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e-brat:

cool advice too all girls: unlearn internalized misogyny and surround urself with other girls and do fun things together like…. for example… form into one giant “super girl” and destroy the world

20 Oct 14 ♛ 39224 via source

taylorswiftnoticed:

youpaintmeabluesky:

TAYLOR ANY MINUTE NOW DOESNT MEAN 876545 YEARS LATER WHY ISNT IT AVAILABLE YET WHY ARE U PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE ILY ANYWAY BUT GIMME THE SONG NOWWWWWW

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20 Oct 14 ♛ 1851 via source
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

      — (via suckmyboo)
20 Oct 14 ♛ 198068 via source

ripblkdzn:

and this is for all the white people that think it’s okay to say nigga

20 Oct 14 ♛ 17331 via source
taylorswift:

My all-time favorite designer has passed away. Oscar, it was an honor to wear your creations and to know you. In loving memory.

taylorswift:

My all-time favorite designer has passed away. Oscar, it was an honor to wear your creations and to know you. In loving memory.

20 Oct 14 ♛ 6063 via
oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

oddbagel:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.

20 Oct 14 ♛ 135045 via source

  •  (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)

  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”

  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”

  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”

  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”

  •  (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)

  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”

  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”

  •  (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)

  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”

  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”

  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”

  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”

  •  (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)

  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”

  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”

  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”

  •  (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

20 Oct 14 ♛ 228493 via source
all-too-well:

AM I WRONG THO

all-too-well:

AM I WRONG THO

20 Oct 14 ♛ 243 via

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.