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Jo. 15. Canada. I like short walks on the beach. I can't hold a decent conversation. My laptop screen is brighter than my future. xx /

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

24 Apr 14 ♛ 19124 via source

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

23 Apr 14 ♛ 47375 via source

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

23 Apr 14 ♛ 271525 via source
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swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

23 Apr 14 ♛ 14137 via source

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

22 Apr 14 ♛ 141141 via source

vinebox:

White people be like ..

22 Apr 14 ♛ 36255 via source
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methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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22 Apr 14 ♛ 387576 via source

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

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stevebuckey:

i love bucky barnes more than i love myself

22 Apr 14 ♛ 748 via source

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb