Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
im getting this tattooed on my ass
life really is crazy
Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.
this man deserves an award.
What a beautiful statement he’s making
One time I laughed so hard at someone throwing up I threw up
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
i can’t even cut a strip off with scissors wtf
well? can he????
so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce